dapper dan
General Store Clerk: I can get the part from Bristol. It'll take two weeks, here's your pomade.
Everett: Two weeks? That don't do me no good.
Clerk: Nearest Ford auto man's Bristol.
Everett: Hold on, I don't want this pomade. I want Dapper Dan.
Clerk: We don't carry Dapper Dan. We carry Fop.
Everett: Well, I don't want Fop, goddammit. I'm a Dapper Dan man.
Clerk: You watch your language, young fella; this is a public market. If you want Dapper Dan, I can order it for you, have it in about two weeks.
Everett: Well ain't this place a geographical oddity! Two weeks from everywhere!
